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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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Asker not-dende Asks:
Your display picture! She is one of my heroes
lifelovebookssex lifelovebookssex Said:

gunsknivesgear:

Roza Shanina was one of the greatest snipers in history, male or female, with at least 59 confirmed kills, obtained within a single year.  A Russian from Arkhangelsk, she fought on the Eastern Front against the German Army.  As is typical of snipers records, the true number of enemy soldiers killed is probably much greater, as to confirm a kill a spotter or other witness had to be present, which was often not the case.

In 1944, during the heavy fighting around Vitebsk, she killed her first Nazi. She was just 19 years old.   According to Roza, her legs gave way upon that first encounter and she slid down into the trench, saying, “I’ve killed a man.” Seven months later, Shanina wrote in her diary that she was now killing the enemy in cold blood and saw the meaning of her life in her actions.  

She was killed in action on 28 January 1945, while attempting to shield a wounded artillery officer from incoming fire. She was 20 years old.

It’s a shame a big Hollywood movie hasn’t been made about her yet. She deserves to be remembered. Her life was the stuff of legend.  

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shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

This would be a lot easier than having to figure it out yourself

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lolfactory:

The first time I masturbated☆ funny tumblr
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Oh my god I remember this show.. what is this calllled!

lolfactory:

The first time I masturbated

☆ funny tumblr


☆ funniest reblogs from our dash

Oh my god I remember this show.. what is this calllled!

Often, when we have a crush, when we lust for a person, we see only a small percentage of who they really are. The rest we make up for ourselves. Rather than listen, or learn, we smother them in who we imagine them to be, what we desire for ourselves, we create little fantasies of people and let them grow in our hearts. And this is where the relationship fails. In time, the fiction we scribble onto a person falls away, the lies we tell ourselves unravel and soon the person standing in front of you is almost unrecognisable, you are now complete strangers in your own love. And what a terrible shame it is. My advice: pay attention to the small details of people, you will learn that the universe is far more spectacular an author than we could ever hope to be.
Beau Taplin || The fiction of people.  (via afadthatlastsforever)

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angelushyacinthoprotegam:

So after fucking all night and then going to lunch the next day, I couldn’t let her leave without a goodbye….fucking

 As she began to leave I grabbed her hips and well, that was enough to tear off each others clothes. While bent over the end of my lounge her pussy dripped all over her flip flops, her overnight bag & the edge of lounge…… We are busy trying to adjust our schedule’s for another overnight fuck session

My fellow Tumblern’s, I introduce you to “Mystery”

This was from April

angelushyacinthoprotegam:

So, I’ve been seeing this woman. For various reasons we have decided not to tell the normal groups of friends/family we are seeing each other and it has slowly turned into a game. I don’t mind sharing I’m seeing someone but have kept all details to zero and have dubbed her “MYSTERY WOMAN”. Now, I will send various photo’s to my friends “Having drinks with Mystery”, ” Out with Mystery for dinner”. It is DRIVING THEM FUCKING CRAZY. We have been seeing each other about 5 months and I’m thinking I can get 12 months out of this game.

This is perfect