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12-gauge-rage:

Wish I knew it’s story.

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sassysubby:

lovely-fae:

arousingsounds:

beautiful-blue-eyed-girl:

I’m always curious

I’ve never posted this one. Let’s see what happens.

Pfff. I doubt most of you could handle me for 24 hours. :p

^^^same

Please

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countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

Take note

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thepoliticalfreakshow:

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

Nicki’s got a point. Go Nicki. 

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novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

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I need this so bad….

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

blerdgirlchronicles:

ladyladyington:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

THIS WAS LITERALLY MY FUCKING LIFE AT THE HARDWARE STORE.
"Can I help you?"
"Oh, I’m gonna talk to one of the guys."
Five minutes later:
"Hey, Lowery, where’s the _________?"

Am I the only person that fully expected her to grab the drill at the end and make Swiss Cheese out of the customer?

Justifiable homicide.

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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